10 Reasons why I hate Sachin Tendulkar



Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar





1. He always plays a brilliant innings before my exam and hence doesn’t let me study.



2. Every time that I think of becoming anatheist, he gets into the nineties and I have no choice but to pray.


3. Every time I take a resolution not to bite my nails, he gets into the nineties and I am left with no choice but to chew on my nails.


4. He keeps all the records to himself.


5. He makes a lot more money than me.


6. He costs way too much on ‘super selector’ but since I have to pick him,the rest of my team gets weakened.


7. During a match, invariably when I want to go to the bathroom, he hits a boundary and hence I have no choice but to sit and watch the replay.


8. As soon as I convince myself that God does not exist, he plays a straight drive and proves me wrong.


9. He brings the whole country to astand still whenever he bats.


10. And the last and the biggest reason why I hate Sachin RameshTendulkar …

He is going to retire now 





IN Reality :- I respect you as much as i do for my father. You always be  "THE GOD OF CRICKET"

Sachin:- Maybe this message doesn't reach to you , But  I only want to tell you, I lost my my interest from Cricket after hearing your retirement . And sorry for the upper post.